OppositeCluck ChickenPost: Post More Chickens

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader) 03/19/2016 at 07:14 • Filed to: OppositeCluck, Chicken, Puffalopnik, Puffalump, Rally Chicken

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Photo via Matt. Matt’s chicken at the Alamo.

For the record, that’s what this bird is: a chicken. Those of you calling her a duck are wrong. Now post more chickens.

Rally Chicken approves.

I stayed up how late/early to watch whaaaa? Good grief, F1. Drivers should be required to do a little dance or juggle fire or something if they leave their cars early. At least Sebring’s tomorrow. 12 HOURS OF CONTINUOUS RACECARS. ON A TELEVISION. RACING. LOTS OF PORSCHES. LOUD NOISES. Excellent.

This is my chicken face.

Until Sebring fires up tomorrow morning, I could use a unicorn chaser, and by “unicorn,” I mean chicken. Please, post chickens.

Photo via Greg. Giving Chicken a hug. Chicken is soft, cuddly and totes adorbs.

I’m not going to get any sleep this weekend because race car. Everything’s ever-so-nicely staggered time-wise that I might get a nap in, or I might not. So much going on this weekend. Sleep? Sleep is for the weak. Let me tell you this: was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? NO. NOW GET BACK IN THERE AND MAKE MORE COFFEE.

Chicken in a yurt.

And POST. MORE. CHICKENS!

(Roosters are good, too.)

LongbowMkII > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 07:23

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I will not post a duck.

I will not post a duck.

I will not post a duck.

Xyl0c41n3 > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 07:32

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I have no chickens to give, but I CAN share my kitty cat named after Ferrari. Meet Enzo. :)

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 07:36

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I think after losing too much sleep, you’re finally starting to quack, er... crack.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 07:38

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duck tail?

Funktheduck > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 07:43

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Duck

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 07:57

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I’ve enjoyed your posts. I’m really disappointed though in the chicken phoenix attempt. Please leave the chicken to Zaxby’s. Or go start a chicken blog somewhere that I can bypass.

Frenchlicker > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 08:57

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My brain screams this:

But my heart says this:

(I'm excited I got two uses out of one picture to be honest)

$kaycog > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 09:13

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“I got this!”

Blind Willie Tyresmoke Namington IV > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 09:30

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PanchoVilleneuve ST > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 09:35

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The “duck” people thinking they know more about puffs than Stef make me giggle.

XJDano > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 09:36

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I dont actually care either way so this is what I think about when chicken vs duck appears.

crowmolly > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 10:17

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I dunno, that sure looks like a duck to me...

Justin Hughes > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 10:22

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jvirgs drives a Subaru > crowmolly 03/19/2016 at 10:33

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^THIS. Take all my stars

CTSenVy > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 11:57

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Chicken Fight!

Stef Schrader > CTSenVy 03/19/2016 at 13:58

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Don’t mess with Chicken. Haha.

Stef Schrader > $kaycog 03/19/2016 at 14:07

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Now that’s my kind of chicken.

Stef Schrader > Justin Hughes 03/19/2016 at 14:07

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“I am not a duck!”

Stef Schrader > crowmolly 03/19/2016 at 14:10

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Neither of those are ducks. That’s a little beak (flattened by years of hugs, but a beak, nonetheless), not a bill.

Post more chickens!

Stef Schrader > Xyl0c41n3 03/19/2016 at 14:14

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<3 I'm okay with this.

Stef Schrader > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 03/19/2016 at 14:14

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I didn’t post ducks. :<

Stef Schrader > LongbowMkII 03/19/2016 at 14:21

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Then post chickens!

Stef Schrader > Frenchlicker 03/19/2016 at 14:22

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But she’s a chicken!

Stef Schrader > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 03/19/2016 at 14:23

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Cluck cluck cluck.

Stef Schrader > XJDano 03/19/2016 at 14:23

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That looks like an excellent chicken.

Stef Schrader > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 03/19/2016 at 14:24

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...

(nah)

Stef Schrader > PanchoVilleneuve ST 03/19/2016 at 14:25

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I am the world’s preeminent ‘lump expert.

Stef Schrader > Funktheduck 03/19/2016 at 14:26

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That’s you!

Stef Schrader > Blind Willie Tyresmoke Namington IV 03/19/2016 at 14:27

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Frenchlicker > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 14:28

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We’ve gone over this before I believe.

XJDano > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 14:29

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You should watch the show, pretty funny. The duck is an ass.

I mean I only watch it because the kids, yah know.

Frenchlicker > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 14:31

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Wait... due to new evidence you have won.

Stef Schrader > Frenchlicker 03/19/2016 at 17:22

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She’s a chicken.

Stef Schrader > Frenchlicker 03/19/2016 at 17:23

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Yay!

Time for chicken dance!

Stef Schrader > XJDano 03/19/2016 at 17:24

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Suuuuuuure.

{ turns on cartoons }

Frenchlicker > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 18:21

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gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 18:26

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FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 20:49

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*ducks*°

better?

°no pun intended

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 21:03

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Oh you want to wave it in my face huh, well how ‘bout a few chicken feathers then?

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 03/19/2016 at 21:03

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Yes, yes, I just went there ...

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Stef Schrader 03/19/2016 at 21:47

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rally chicken

pip bip - choose Corrour > Stef Schrader 03/20/2016 at 06:06

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Stef Schrader > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 03/20/2016 at 15:56

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...no

Stef Schrader > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 03/20/2016 at 15:57

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YESSSSSS!!!

Stef Schrader > Frenchlicker 03/20/2016 at 16:05

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This is my new favorite thing.

TONIGHT, WE JAM IN VALHALLA.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Stef Schrader 03/20/2016 at 16:14

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https://www.google.com/search?q=carto…

https://www.google.com/search?q=carto…

http://www.thisoldtoy.com/fisher-price/d…

i disagree.

Frenchlicker > Stef Schrader 03/20/2016 at 16:20

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I don’t believe you’ve seen my other post. You may not be so happy.

Stef Schrader > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 03/20/2016 at 19:52

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They’re all wrong. Chicken has always been a chicken. So wrong. Very wrong.

Stef Schrader > Frenchlicker 03/20/2016 at 19:57

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PFFT!

I am the Puffalump expert, and I say chicken.

Stef Schrader > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 03/20/2016 at 19:58

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Chicken regrets nothing.

Stef Schrader > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/20/2016 at 20:00

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Pinterest, you scary.

Here’s a cuddly chicken, just in case.

Justin Hughes > Stef Schrader 03/21/2016 at 09:38

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I don’t see the word “chicken” anywhere on the box...

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Stef Schrader 03/28/2016 at 22:15

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need to rally the lancer... with the chicken

Stef Schrader > Justin Hughes 03/31/2016 at 04:49

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Fisher-Price doesn’t usually specify.

Stef Schrader > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 03/31/2016 at 04:51

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I’d need another Lancer for that.

Justin Hughes > Stef Schrader 03/31/2016 at 09:08

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So she COULD be a duck.